Mark Twain Quotes
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Every man has a secret ambition: to outsmart horses, fish, and women.
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