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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers
I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.
John Kruk
If I had two faces, would I be wearing this one?
Abraham Lincoln
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Joan Rivers
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers
Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag.
Jay Leno
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