Quotes on Funny

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?Artemus Ward

• funny
• nonsense

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.Will Rogers

• politics
• funny

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Dear Sirs, I guess your pianos are the best I ever leaned against. Yours truly, Will Rogers.Will Rogers

• funny
• advertising

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My Dear President:

Will you kindly find out for me through our Intelligence Department who is the fellow that said a big boat didn't rock. Hold him till I return.

Yours feeble but still devotedly,

WILLROG

That's code name for Will RogersWill Rogers

• funny

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What makes you think I'd be happy about that?Ronald Wilson Reagan

• government
• funny

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Government is like a baby - an alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.Ronald Wilson Reagan

• government
• funny
• taxes

If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.Hal Abelson

• funny

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.Albert Einstein

• stupidity
• funny

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.Yogi Berra

• funny
• nonsense