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I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand.
Sir Edward Appleton
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Ronald Wilson Reagan
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Mark Twain
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Henry Kissinger
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
Dan Quayle
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