When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it. Yogi Berra

• nonsense
• funny

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him. Yogi Berra

• funny
• nonsense
• imitation

It gets late early out there. Yogi Berra

• funny
• nonsense

You've got to be careful if you don't know where you're going because you might not get there. Yogi Berra

• nonsense
• funny

Ninety percent of this game is half mental. Yogi Berra

• sports
• funny
• nonsense

I really didn't say everything I said. Yogi Berra

• funny
• nonsense

We made too many wrong mistakes. Yogi Berra

• funny
• nonsense

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. Yogi Berra

• nonsense
• funny

Pair up in threes. Yogi Berra

• funny
• nonsense

The future ain't what it used to be. Yogi Berra

• funny
• nonsense

It's deja vu all over again. Yogi Berra

• funny
• nonsense

We got plenty of money in Washington. What we need is more priority. George W. Bush

• funny
• nonsense

The true strength of America happens when a neighbor loves a neighbor just like they'd like to be loved themselves. George W. Bush

• funny
• nonsense

I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it. George W. Bush

• funny
• nonsense

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself. George W. Bush

• funny
• nonsense

When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now, are they? Bob Monkhouse

• funny
• nonsense

The first discipline of education must be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter. Aleister Crowley

• education
• nonsense