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I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me.
Oscar Levant
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
Artemus Ward
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers
Dear Sirs, I guess your pianos are the best I ever leaned against. Yours truly, Will Rogers.
Will Rogers
My Dear President:
Will Rogers
Will you kindly find out for me through our Intelligence Department who is the fellow that said a big boat didn't rock. Hold him till I return.
Yours feeble but still devotedly,
WILLROG
That's code name for Will Rogers
What makes you think I'd be happy about that?
Ronald Wilson Reagan
Government is like a baby - an alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Ronald Wilson Reagan
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
Hal Abelson
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
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